- So, every family has their share of goofy moments, goofy talks, and craziness. Tonight I was feeling more than a little stressed after the day's happenings, and I got home and logged on my computer to find my extended family in quite the crazy talk that all ensued from one of my cousins putting up a facebook status about going Vegan. It is a little long, but if you are looking for a laugh you might find it quite enjoyable :) I know I certainly did!Mylissa Abraham Horrocks What?!?! Who went vegan, Kelly? Grace?! That's amazing :)11 hours ago via mobile ·
Nicole Guider It was micki wasn't it lol
Al Llamas Micki would never give up meat... when she gets a wedding invite she checks chicken, fish, and steak. Then writes in yes please.10 hours ago · · 4
Caroline Morris I can't cook for that. She's going to have to bring her own food for thanksgiving. How is she going to eat cake or pie?! How does one even make vegan cake????!10 hours ago via mobile ·
Mylissa Abraham Horrocks applesauce, dude :) don't you guys remember the tofurkey from years past? :)
Joe Abraham In that case, more meat for me!
Thom Abraham Al Llamas was trying to get her to eat horse meat! Didn't appreciate the beauty of these animals in my yard:)!10 hours ago · · 1- Mylissa Abraham Horrocks Al Llamas, you can not eat the horse I'm bringing up there. I'll kill you.10 hours ago · · 1
- Caroline Morris Applesauce replaces butter and eggs? Forget the cake. I'll just give her some applesauce and we'll call it a day.
- Mylissa Abraham Horrocks Caroline Morris yes. and copious amounts of oil, instead of butter. Completely disgusting. Not entirely sure its healthier.
- Joe Abraham Mmm Slim Jims...
- Caroline Morris I understand the no meat thing, and less/alternative dairy but if we are talking about Kelly (are we?), that girl loves frosting. Buttercream, I'm pretty sure....
Ashley Lynn Abraham babe! ur eating ur slims I got u! haha! I live meat too much to ever consider being vegan! In fact I just love food too much to be picky!- Joe Abraham So Kelly is going 100% breast milk?10 hours ago · · 2
- Al Llamas In my country the finest meats come from the loins of the caballo. It is the burro that is sacred.
- Ashley Lynn Abraham Is it Kelly or Grace? I thought Kelly was vegan already...
- Joe Abraham Ponch, my meat is sacred in my country too!
- Thom Abraham Grace loves her some steak! That country girl will never go vegan or vegetation or any of that stuff...were does the protein come from?10 hours ago · · 1
- Thom Abraham Man cannot live on Vienna sausage alone, Joe! Sell anything yet?
- Al Llamas I read this and it turned me into an equestriaterian. It will change your outlook. http://theoatmeal.com/
story/eat_horses 
theoatmeal.comI'm not going to dance around the issue: I hate horses. I hate them. Now, I ...See More10 hours ago · · 1 - Joe Abraham Thinking about selling horse burgers for a living...10 hours ago · · 1
- Thom Abraham Quoting Kristin Llamas, "You cannot eat them, they are a mode of transportation!" The artist formally known as Kristin Abraham has spoken...10 hours ago · · 2
- Thom Abraham The kinder, gentler Thom will just let that go, Joe...Hopefully Al Llamas will not!
Clayton S Joyner Ok guys, jokes aside. Kelly is trying to make a healthy change not a political statement. Please try to be supportive, I promise, that she is not trying to push her choice on anyone else.- Joe Abraham Apparently there is a market... Equestra-Burgers: Made from the horses too slow to run away!10 hours ago · · 2
Mary Abraham Not to worry! We have all traveled down that road before. Thanksgiving at Mark & Myssi's we had spanakopeta. Probably miss-pelt. You go Kelly.
Kristin Llamas This family is out of control ;) but no one has mentioned that 1/2 the family eats only potatoes, corn and maybe some cheesy broccoli as their "vegetables." Not to mention the mushroom, shrimp and onion issues...oh yeah, and mix in diabetes and Dad's "allergy" to water. Haha...just try cooking for that hot mess!- Thom Abraham I love water! Will my sugar free mixers in there, of course...
- Joe Abraham I would like to point out that I am no longer allergic to vegetables- but still refuse to eat fungus. Unfortunately, all I needed was MORE things I was willing to eat. #ImFat8 hours ago · · 2
- Thom Abraham Joe and I have come to the conclusion that the best meal ever invented is the Wendy's Baconator...you don't even have to ask them to hold the lettuce and tomato, and large size it to wash it all down...Diet Coke, of course...too many calories in regular!
- Caroline Morris Clay- we are just joking. I could care less what she does/does not eat, and she knows I love her either way. Joe- as I would not try and force meat on Kelly, I would also not try and force fungus on you. Thom- gross. You should consider a no fast food diet. Just a suggestion.
- Thom Abraham Caroline, you are right...I enjoy my own grill cooked baconator any way...a Bubba Burger Baconator...on a DiPaolo bakery Roll, if I could find one! (That reference is only for those of you who are old enough to remember Rochester...) BTW, down to 258...from 287 a year ago...looking for another push to the 230 range!
- Al Llamas This is getting way out of hand. I for one am deeply hurt that no one in this family takes me or Kelly's dietary choices seriously. Jim is right Joe Abraham I will not let your comment about selling go... I propose an equestra-burger food truck. We can call it... wait for it... Hoof in Mouth! What's that sound you say? Oh that's just the sound of me and Joe printing money y'all. But seriously guys what is this 1950? Why all the dietary discrimination? When will we be judged not by what we eat, but what we don't eat? I wish what we ate could make some kind of political statement... a day that eating a chick-en sandwich meant something for once! Oh wait. #ImFatTooJoeSoDontFeelBadW
eCanBeFatTogether - Thom Abraham "Hoof in Mouth"? As a great man once said, "I don't care who you are, that's just plain funny!"...if you don't know, don't ask...
- Thom Abraham WHO THE HELL IS JIM!7 hours ago · · 1
- Joe Abraham Working on "Hoof in Mouth" marketing campaign...7 hours ago · · 1
- Al Llamas I already have our slogan: Haaay is for Horses... Horses is for delicious!
- Thom Abraham Are those grill marks....OR WHIP MARKS!
- Thom Abraham Why am I encouraging this? Gonna open with it for the show today...don't like anything else I've got...
- Al Llamas The Jim Abraham Show brought to you by Equestra-Burgers.
- Thom Abraham How did we get here from Kelly Abraham Joyner's vegan-ess? Clayton S Joyner can't be happy about it:)!
- Joe Abraham Hoof in Mouth burgers now makes VEGAN BURGERS! Coming to a refrigerated truck near you!7 hours ago · · 1
- Kristin Llamas Amazing...Dad is throwing out his entire run-down due to a comment about Kelly going vegan. This thread illustrates the direction of communication in every family discussion....wait no, Dad will get a call from Joseph Anthony Abraham saying "I just heard that Poncho ate Mylissa Abraham Horrocks horse!" Then it will be official. Love you all ;)7 hours ago · · 2
- Ashley Lynn Abraham Joe Abraham! Are u working...or barely working!
- Ashley Lynn Abraham I have to admit though....I like the logo...and the slogan! it's catchy!7 hours ago · · 1
- Ashley Lynn Abraham https://
lh4.googleusercontent.com/ TmsC7MbAV2K6LQx8jvvMphya3I0 x1O3yAqYn9eIua3lfp0MZDD4yH Zf-6rd7s2SHVtgn83xfC1KI9S- gmd9-B-tD4S7e4woQ4mO3TP2l5 THeBgGKf7g https://lh4.googleusercontent.comlh4.googleusercontent.com/ TmsC7MbAV2K6LQx8jvvMphya3I0x1O3 yAqYn9eIua3lfp0MZDD4yHZf-6rd7s 2SHVt 6 hours ago · · 1 - Mylissa Abraham Horrocks This is hysterical. I for one am in complete support of kelly's dietary choices. Anyone who cares to educate themselves on Kelly's choice should watch 'forks over knives'. It will scare the crap outta you, of which you will have none because you will no longer be eating meat. Horse or otherwise.6 hours ago via mobile ·
- Thom Abraham Nobody is eating any horses here! Got 12 minutes out of this bit, though...Ashley Lynn Abraham, Joe Abraham did get some good things done today. Kristin Llamas, I thought it was "Kristen"? Joseph Anthony Abraham does not read this anymore, Mary Abraham hid his computer. Mylissa Abraham Horrocks horse is too big for Al Llamas to eat, and where is Suzy Marie Abraham Goers or Katie Lee Goers on this disgusting topic?
- Joe Abraham At Hoof in Mouth, we don't use "Pink Slime" - we use 99% pure Illinois equestrian. Low in fat and high in protein, you wont have to take horse steroids anymore! On November 18, 2011, the ban on the slaughter of horses for meat was lifted as part of the Consolidated and Further Continuing Appropriations Act for Fiscal Year 2012.6 hours ago · · 1
- Al Llamas In my country if you fight a caballo with your bare hands and win... to the victorious one goes the spoils. My uncle always said... give a man a horse, and he can plow a whole field in a day. Teach a man that horses are delicioso... you don't have to plow the field and you feed a man for at least 6 to 8 months give or take, depending on the size of the caballo in question.6 hours ago · · 1
- Al Llamas As you can tell my uncle was very wordy.6 hours ago · · 1
- Caroline Morris Kris- this stream is further proof that the most useless news gets the most attention:) hey, at least it's been a family affair.
- Kristin Llamas Yes, father...I was raised as "Kristen" all to discover at 16 (while getting my driver's license) that my birth certificate actually read "Kristin." 7 kids later, you realize that you've been misspelling the name of your #2. Proud parenting moment I'm sure ;)6 hours ago · · 2
- Kristin Llamas Right, Caroline Morris?! Pretty sure that you, Dominique Rose Abraham and Michael Christo could diagnose this family from this one discussion alone ;) Diagnoses=Clinically dysfunctional
- Caroline Morris And apparently wants to try horse meat?!
- Kristin Llamas HORSES ARE FOR TRANSPORTATION! haha!
- Kristin Llamas ....and barely works...
Grace Abraham Idk why people think we're making fun of Kelly... She's our family. Even if we were we have the right to do that due to the fact that she is our flesh and blood....- Caroline Morris I actually think we are all just poking fun at each other. Nothing for anyone to get uptight about. Except maybe the horses....
- Al Llamas Guess the secret ingredient in the stuffing this year isn't such a secret anymore.2 hours ago · · 3
- Thom Abraham Alas, the horses were very frisky tonight...running around, totally blissful...I think they are vegans?
- Joe Abraham Horses aren't vegans, they are dinner...about an hour ago · · 2
Kelly Abraham Joyner So I was just made aware of this amazing conversation between my family members and I have three things to say. 1. Why don't we have our own TV show, I was laughing so hard I was crying. 2. I am not huge on the frosting, that is Kristin ;) and 3. I am going to bring some food to Thanksgiving this year that is so healthy and delicious you will pee in your pants (horse meat free.)- Thom Abraham Hey, Kelly Abraham Joyner...so with you being a virgin and all, how did you have those 2 girls? Sure your names not Mary?
- Mylissa Abraham Horrocks YES Kelly Abraham Joyner!!! I will eat tofurkey with you!!! Wait till you have mark's brussels sprouts. They are amazing. All kidding aside, we were vegan for like 2 weeks about a month ago :) we pulled back, since the kids were mutiny bound, but we have DEFINITELY decreased our meat consumption and upped the veggies, esp with Margaret's diagnosis. Anyway - more power to you!
Katie Lee Goers oh my goodness... thanks to Uncle Thom's comment I was made aware of this and I agree with Kelly, y'all need your own tv show! I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. As for horse meat, it is a delicacy in some foreign countries... just don't tell the little horseman/horsewomen in the family that yetabout an hour ago · · 2- Mylissa Abraham Horrocks And I vote that we all sit on Thom Abraham and shove brussels sprouts down the gulletabout an hour ago · · 3
- Mylissa Abraham Horrocks Mark Horrocks ate horse in honduras. No lie.about an hour ago · · 1
- Caroline Morris You will all be happy to know there was absolutely no meat in my diet today. Although I can't say no to cheese...
- Al Llamas I have some things to get off my chest too. Who says Alas anymore? What are you a pirate in the 1700's? Also did anyone notice that someone misspelled the word misspelled am I the only one who finds irony in that? Thank you Katie, Mylissa Abraham Horrocks and Mark Horrocks for validating my life choice.about an hour ago · · 1
- Kristin Llamas Wait a minute! The entire purpose of the original post was to point out that ALL family meals should take place at a restaurant...yet there is still talk of cooking and bringing food at Thanksgiving. The internet is full of TROLLS!!about an hour ago · · 2
- Katie Lee Goers Joe Abraham does have quite the marketing strategy figured out, I'm impressed! lol... but I do believe the slaughter of horses for human consumption is still illegal in the united states
- Katie Lee Goers speaking of Thanksgiving... if I can swing it I might crash y'all's party next year... I have a conference I have to go to in Nashville the first week of December anywaysabout an hour ago · · 1
- Katie Lee Goers haha! nice lol... but he isn't the one I would want to eat! My boss was on the one I would have been more than happy to kill and piece out myself!
- Kristin Llamas Totally just deleted that comment...in realizing he was no longer around...didn't want it to be in bad taste (ugh, honestly no pun intended....hoof in my mouth!)about an hour ago · · 1
- Katie Lee Goers lol, it's all fine... no insult at all... it's been a couple of yearsabout an hour ago · · 1
- Katie Lee Goers I would have gladly barbecued his buddy that busted my face up though! and there are several at the barn right now I would gladly donate to the cause, and I can't get fired because my last day working there is Friday anyways! who's hungry?about an hour ago · · 1
- Al Llamas Awesome! Hear that Joe Abraham? We have a supplier now. This is just like Breaking Bad now. I call Walt. Joe you can be Jesse... yo.about an hour ago · · 1
- Katie Lee Goers now, how to keep this whole set up under wraps so we don't end up in prison... hmmmmmm... black market horse meat is a dangerous businessabout an hour ago · · 2
- Al Llamas Please... me and Joe Abraham have watched so much Breaking Bad and Dexter we know exactly what to do. First step... post it all over Facebook so no one suspects a thing.about an hour ago · · 1
- Kristin Llamas Does this mean I have to start running a car wash? I don't think the art business is capable of laundering all that horse-meat money...
- Katie Lee Goers hmmmm yeah, running that much money through art would be a little suspicious for sureabout an hour ago · · 1
- Mylissa Abraham Horrocks Al Llamas you are making my day right now. and we ALREADY have our own show.
- Kelly Abraham Joyner Gross guys.about an hour ago via mobile ·
- Katie Lee Goers eh, not really... I mean we eat cows, and they are much filthier than horses in most ways... they throw up their food so they can chew it and swallow it again for pete's sake! horses don't do that58 minutes ago · · 1
Mark Horrocks I don't even know where to begin. Even though I married in...can we have a theme song for our show?- Thom Abraham Amazingly and deliciously gross!
- Joe Abraham Is like everyone on facebook right now yo? Al Llamas, do you have a hacksaw I can borrow?56 minutes ago · · 1
- Thom Abraham Katie Lee Goers you are just feeding into the "Hoof in Mouth" guys! Do not encourage them! Alas....
- Thom Abraham Al Llamas if this doesn't stop, thanksgiving is going to turn into a Gala!
- Katie Lee Goers I couldn't help it! I have had many a day where some of the horses I work with are just begging to be dinner
- Joe Abraham BTW, we will be merchandising the "Hoof in Mouth" brand, t-shirts soon to come at loveallyn.com55 minutes ago · · 2
- Kristin Llamas Oh no Mark Horrocks! Now I will lose Al Llamas for the night as he writes a jingle! BABE....stay with me, here!!!54 minutes ago · · 1
- Katie Lee Goers oh gosh lol... the whole family will need one for sure... then we'll really need a tv show!
- Thom Abraham I am trying to work, but the FB is going off, and Mom is nest to me reading all of this on her phone...right next t me. I can't @Allyn her, but she won't accept my friend request...53 minutes ago · · 1
- Joe Abraham Yeah, a TV show would help get out the word about "Hoof in Mouth" yo!
- Joe Abraham Allyn Abraham doesn't wanna be your friend? Thats sad...
- Kristin Llamas Awesome....episode one: Dad can't even get mom to accept his friend request!52 minutes ago · · 2
- Clayton S Joyner LOL is everyone all on Facebook at the same time right now?
- Katie Lee Goers I think so... must be the evening family reunion lol
- Clayton S Joyner Anyone else Shocked that Dominique Rose Abraham hasn't made a single comment?
- Kristin Llamas She's probably boycotting facebook again...you know, she does that every couple weeks to make a political statement.49 minutes ago · · 1
- Thom Abraham @Mom says she's my wife not my friend...49 minutes ago · · 1
- Thom Abraham Katie Lee Goers is offering to send horses here for slaughter...I brought her into this to shame you all, and she wants to send meat!
- Katie Lee Goers oops lol... I guess you should have informed me of my purpose before I said anything lol
- Joe Abraham I have to go, I have too much work to do. I am running the largest horse meat distributer in North America. I don't have time for all this talk. I'll send you guys a stallion for Thanksgiving...45 minutes ago · · 1
- Al Llamas Mark Horrocks you can be our taste tester since you now have the taste for horse in your blood from your trip to Honduras. Do do da da da... It's nutritious and delicious. It's a party in your face. Well giddy on up and have a little taste... a family from the north but now they've gone down south... put a Hoof in your Mouuuth! Yeah! ©45 minutes ago · · 2
- Kristin Llamas way to throw the copyright in there Al Llamas43 minutes ago · · 1
- Katie Lee Goers ok Al, I was laughing before, but now I'm laughing so hard I'm crying lol. what tune is that to? it seems like it should be a goofy western something or other42 minutes ago · · 1
- Joe Abraham and ™42 minutes ago · · 1
- Kristin Llamas oh man....hover over Joe Abraham name! Now we know why Giuliana is always so shocked!38 minutes ago · · 1
- Mark Horrocks Let's name the parent company Mr. Eds Packing House.
And for the record, horse does not taste like chicken. It tastes like horse, of course. - Katie Lee Goers that's the tune the jingle should be to! Mr. Ed's tune from his tv show... perfect!
- Al Llamas Mark Horrocks That name is taken it's a place in Tijuana. You have to knock to the beat of the song low rider to get in. Hey look at me I can mention Allyn Abraham who knew!?!
- Mylissa Abraham Horrocks oh no, you guys just gave Mark Horrocks his next idea for Original FARM, LLC...help
- Kristin Llamas Everyone who is Allyn Abraham's friend on facebook raise their hand....NOT so fast Thom Abraham!31 minutes ago · · 1
- Kristin Llamas That's right, Jim....31 minutes ago · · 1
- Thom Abraham Now that's just mean...31 minutes ago · · 1
- Thom Abraham Just took an ugly turn here...
- Katie Lee Goers sorry Uncle Thom :( she's not my friend either... but I'm just extended family30 minutes ago · · 2
- Thom Abraham Try friending her, I'm sure she'll accept...but she never goes on her laptop anymore....too busy feeding and watering THE TRANSPORTATION! Kristin Llamas!
- Katie Lee Goers I think I did a while ago, it says I did at least. Horses aren't the most effective form of transportation unless you're in the mountains up here on an Elk hunt where the 4-wheelers can't get it. then they certainly are worthy of being deemed "transportation"
- Thom Abraham Katie Lee Goers go back about 60 comments or so...a reference to Sunday when Kristin Llamas was trying to explain to Al Llamas why we don't eat horses...she said, "They are TRANSPORTATION"! She's an artist, that's the best she could come up with. My argument was much stronger..."Cuz we don't eat the freakin' HORSES!"...
- Katie Lee Goers lol I must have missed that part!
- Al Llamas Good transportation for hunting elk? Don't you mean good transportation for hunting other horses? My uncle once tracked a horse for 5 days before a fight to the death in the wilderness. I will never forget the look in his eye when he told me that story. I could only look him in one eye because the horse hit him with his tail in the other one so he had a patch on it.
- Kristin Llamas Well, fine...they are only transportation for those trying to look fancy or mighty (you know, "get off your high horse") and I'm not sure, but I think Thom Abraham just insinuated that artists are lacking in some way...maybe it is because I was a confused child...you know, because my parents were always spelling my name wrong14 minutes ago · · 2
- Katie Lee Goers geez! We aren't that extreme out here lol. Not to mention I don't think we have any wild horses in Utah, at least to my knowledge. Yeah, he did just insult your intelligence Kristin Llamas. and it's always the parent's fault
- Al Llamas How do you spell your daughter's name sir? Is that with an e or an i? Thom Abraham: you know what that's a really good question? Let me get back to you on that one.11 minutes ago · · 1
- Kristin Llamas hmmm, you know...I'm not really sure, just go with your gut10 minutes ago · · 1
- Katie Lee Goers and when he comes back... "Which daughter were we talking about again?"10 minutes ago · · 2
- Kristin Llamas hahahaha9 minutes ago · · 1
- Al Llamas I can't breathe!!!9 minutes ago · · 1
- Thom Abraham Kristin Llamas, I know this is you artist name, obviously your real name is Christy....love, Jim
- Kristin Llamas I'm just gonna go ahead and delete that comment for you...so you can try again
- Thom Abraham Katie Lee Goers again, feeding the beast! I am you Uncle, or something...don't pile on!
- Katie Lee Goers bahahaha... I can because I can just sit back and watch the chaos that ensues! It is so much fun! :) you know you love me anyways6 minutes ago · · 1
- Thom Abraham What comments do you keep deleting? Nothing seems to be deleted here on Faceplace?
- Kristin Llamas due to your track record....I'm not sure if you are intentionally misspelling Kristy...5 minutes ago · · 1
- Al Llamas I can't take this anymore... I'm out I have to get up bright and early to feed the horses... to a party of 20.4 minutes ago · · 2
- Thom Abraham Good night all....tons of fun. Love most of you...
- Kristin Llamas horse bacon, horse sausage, horsey side up on toast...
- Katie Lee Goers yeah... I've gotta get up early and feed and work the 21 horses we have in training right now... goodnight family :) miss you all!
- Kristin Llamas night all...thanks for never falling short of ridiculous!a few seconds ago · · 1
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